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1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.
A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.
Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*
Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?
Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...
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When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.
Girl: We are gonna have to break up?
Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...
Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...
:(
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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...
Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!
Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
the process of eating booty and getting fool from it
guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea
I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.
Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK
Me: casually cries.
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I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.
greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you
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