i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

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Can I have your 7s'?

Can I have you're digits?
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.

Ayo girl, Can I have your 7s'?
Lemme' get yo' 7s'.
Can I get those 7s'?

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I have to pee like a bandit!

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

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i have killed them all

usually a term in gaming when you have killed all your enemies and call up your friends to tell them saying "i've killed them all" but dialed the wrong number and get the police called on you.

-hello? this is the johnson residence
-i have killed them all
-ummm.... *click*

also see: youtube;fluffy talks for better detail on story

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i have a bridge to sell you

A phrase of unknown origin which one would say to a person who believes something that is unbelievable.

Person 1:"Marijuana is illegal because it's bad for you."

Person 2: "If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you."

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It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER