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someone who thinks bat is swagger
"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"
an old man's lament when asked how ya doin
how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.
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Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"
Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.
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It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.
ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive
my penis is sad :(
Yeah i like strudel too
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In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)
Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think
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dom is the sexiest man alive and he loves watching gay midget hardcore anal hentai
somebody walks into doms room...
dom is naked and he glittering somehow and in the back round you see hentai porn
Man"what are doing"
Dom"what do you think i'm doing"
Man"you are the absolute SEXIEST man alive"
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