Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

Giro Beard

The growth on the chin of a person who claims benifits and cant afford to shave.

"Av gt a pure giro beard man"

"Check u out wae the giro beard"

"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"

Beard Papa's

A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.

Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.

(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)

Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!

bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

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America's Beard

Mexico. That is all.

Mexico is America's beard.

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Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.

Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.

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