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A phenomenon where an individual or group of clean, innocent, and pure individuals begin to rapidly make bad decisions with their lives due to an Ibe. They engage in activities such as sex, drugs, and alcohol after spending time with an Ibe, almost as if influenced by a contagious virus. The life of someone who has suffered from the Ibe Effect will tremendously decline and never be the same. Coming back from this depressing experience will take much time and extreme patience. It may seem impossible but you can and will survive. Use protection to avoid infection.
Person 1- “That boy Laith been mad different after his trip to Duke.”
Person 2- “"He been hanging with that one Egyptian guy that wants to be black a lot"
Person 3- “It’s the Ibe effect.”
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Has a back as bent as himself, carry his home on his back aswell as his pet abdul. They roam around school but there is no benefits apart from he can take you to ground floor or even basement level 2 if youre that lucky. He also cannot pronounce number, for example a normal person would say 12 but this dumbass includes a "z" for some reason, it is extraordinary and extremely rare to see this person without a mustache or a dirtstash as they call it. (By dan :) )
omg is a Seabass (Ibs) taking abdul to ground floor?!
A saying used against an IB student who is destined to fail their IB examinations
Friend 1: I failed my maths test
Friend 2: NICE IB MATE
A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
They are the dumbest, the most hideous, miserable, rude, kindless, spawned right from under the devil's doormat. They will find out who you are, find your house, ding dong ditch and get you in trouble (not from experience). They come in all shapes and sizes, but each one is equally as hideous as the next. For example, we have Hammad. He may be 5'2 but apparently his shoulder is the size of people's heads so that gives him the right to be egoistic. Another guy we have is Sam, who got 5/70 in his math exam and is still thriving in Dammam in every week. Another cockroach we have is Rafi, he's the shortest but he thinks he is the hottest according to his tiktok reposts full of women. We have many more, but the biggest and stinkiest of them all is Malik. He sucks because he thinks he is everyone's president, but in fact he is just a criminal in disguise. He thinks he's better than everyone while he looks like a bus ran over him. Twice. Others we have are: Laith, Malasi, HAMZA, and Fahad.
"There are the IB Boys."
"OMG, HIDE ME!!!"
IB or International Baccalaureate, is a highly contagious virus from the Academias Overconfidentitarian Hublebraggatus viral family that originated from the United Kingdom. Primarily targeting students in late transitional schooling years (between 13-15), with students that have come out of exclusive programs such as Gifted and Talented Education (GATE) appearing to be the most susceptible. Its targets are often pretentiously overconfident in their abilities and constantly overestimate their work ethic and intelligence.
Symptoms of early stage IB include but are not limited to: academic hubris, academic dishonesty, humble bragging, overachieving behavior, fear of failure, and a perfectionistic personality. It is often diagnosed with a similar illness, known as Entitled Pretentious Dickheadedness (EPD) and should be a serious concern for parents.
If a child is diagnosed with IB, consider putting them down to end their future misery. No reliable treatment is available or are known as "taking the fattest fucking L". Patients with IB often complain of an lack of sleep, a below 100 average (or alternatively a below 5.0 unweighted GPA), and an exploitative amount of volunteering hours. The IB is also potentially capable of causing asthma, due to the amount of sighing that the patient sighs. It has also been observed that patients frequently complain of being "actually fucking brain damaged" after the scoring less than 120% on their Kahoots, quizzes, tests, and exams.
Student A: You're suffering from Full IB? That must've made you be insane by now!
Student B: What the fuck are you talking about? You're literally in all of my classes.
Teacher: Both of you need to stop disrupting my class, I'm trying to make sure you don't fail your exams.
I love my ib
I'm about to meet my ib for the first time
I'm FaceTiming my ib