disposable pets

Disposable pets are those small, furry or feathered things which seem to come and go frequently, particularly in families with several children. They have a rather high mortality rate - particularly when they are purchased as part of a "responsibility-development" program for a small child. Often, they can um, pass on and be replaced the same day, and no one is the wiser.

Hamsters, parakeets, mice, little turtles from the pet store, and the more common fish for fishbowls rather than large tanks - like goldfish, mollies, etc. - are all examples of disposable pets. They have to be rather generic in color and pattern, the more easily to be replaced; after all, who can tell one mollie from another? But a dog or cat is easily identified, and therefore NOT a disposable pet.

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petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

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heavy petting

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair

We have a heavy petting victim

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pet the cat

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

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diner pet

A homunculus made by adding the sugar found on tables at diners to the jelly packets. Thus becoming sentient beings to be kept.

"Whoa, look at that Apple jelly diner pet!"

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party pet

One who is lovable, good-natured, and fun at parties, without behaving too rambunctiously in the fashion of a party animal.

The word derives its meaning from the contrast between a cheeky, but charming domesticated house pet and an overbearing, ill-mannered stray or wild animal.

Party Guest #1: "Hahaha! Francisco is such a party pet! He's got dynamite dance moves and real charisma when he sings at karaoke."

Party Guest #2: "Yeah, he's way more fun than Jefferey; he gets wasted too fast and just ends up coming on too strong to chicks and barfing everywhere."

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pet cock

1. the #1 penis one is currently having sex with- no strings attached

2. the alternative penis one is having sex with while #1 cock is out of town

I need another pet cock until my pet cock comes back Monday.

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