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A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.
Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!
woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa