The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.
We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.
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When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.
When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?
Yeah! Itโs actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where theyโre from, thatโs actually what they did!
Theyโve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isnโt even in the Arabโs holiest city Mecca. Itโs quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
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Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
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When a far-off dream is made into a reality, often in the space of technology, by an Israeli company.
Crowdsourcing traffic data was a pretty crazy idea, but Waze Israeled it.
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To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.
I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop
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When you take something thatโs just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
โSo glad we Israeled our business, now weโre raking in billions.โ
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