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When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.
"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."
When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.
Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.
The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.
"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"
Whitegirl Wednesday is when you make fun of random white girls ,, mostly racist ones.
Every wednesday is whitegirl wednesday
" I wanna make fun of a white girl for being racist on twitter."
" Its Whitegirl Wednesday so go ahead"
A very average looking female.
"I'm going to Pepper Spray that Wednesday Nighter if she doesn't leave me a lone."
When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.
Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!