Your mom goes to college!

A quote from Napoleon Dynamite.

http://WhoGoesToCollege.com ???
Your mom goes to college!

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Sun Goes Down Effect

A curious effect dealing with the male genitals. When the sun goes down, the penis will grows bigger, and many females will want you in bed.

example of sun goes down effect: when the sun goes down and my dick grows bigga, how many {females} are going to {do} this {person}

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your mom goes to college

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

OKAYSO
Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. :<

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.

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fat nigga goes yeet

Usually an immigrant with ashy skin, and also really skinny but people jst call him fat to make him feel bad, always goes yeet on any nappy thot that he encounters

Hey! You see that Todd, he's that fat nigga goes yeet on them thotties

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your mom goes to college

you guys are retarded kip did not start it, its from the ages of when college was made for younger ppls, and if your mom or parent was in college it ment she was retarded and couldn't get out. However now a days older ppl are free to join colleges so its whole burn factor is gone.

idiot 1: your mom goes to college!
kool kid: ya i know she's getting her PHd.
idiot 2: i wish my mom was smart.
idiot 1: ya maybe then you could come up with a burn.

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your mom goes to college

Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho

Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"

Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"

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my kokoro goes doki doki

"Kokoro" is Japanese for heart, while "doki doki" is an onomatopeia for heartbeat. This phrase is often used ironically or in a humorous context to express admiration or love.

Person 1: My kokoro goes doki doki for you.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

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