That's what she said

A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.

Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.

Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.

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What fucker said that?

what you say when you hear of douchebaggery, just before turning round and seeing the fucker could stomp yer arse into the dust. the line is usually delivered drunkenly and without knowing that the fucker will be seven foot and sexually frustrated

X- we have to leave some guy said he was gonna beat me down
Me- What fucker said that?
*titanicinflannel appears behind me*
Me- aw shit

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That's what SHEEN said

Used in place of that's what she said. Usually in reference to a massive supply of drugs or prostitutes or to bring a drug fueled sexual insane innuendo to an otherwise tame conversation.

that's never going to fit in there....That's what SHEEN said

Oh my god, that's a lot of cocaine....That's what SHEEN said

Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so......That's what SHEEN said

I am on a drug. Its called Charlie Sheen.....that's what SHEEN Said (okay, that one is a little to literal)

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That's what he said

said immediately after someone says "That's what she said".

Person 1: Wow! That is very long!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: Well, that's what he said.
Person 2: ... You son of a-

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that's what she said

A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!

Person 2: That's what she said!

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said no one ever

a phrase spoken after something is said that is highly ridiculous/ improbable/unlikely to occur

"Pam Anderson's boobs are too small" said no one ever.

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As the actress said to the bishop

The original term for the popular joke made from double entendres, "that's what she said".

Person 1: Just stick it in there!
Person 2: As the actress said to the bishop.

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