A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.
Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here๐
Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone
Jason is so Asian
Jason doesnโt fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.
Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.