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Money making Savage that will end your career or help you prosperity. He takes ankles for a living and catches dubs on the daily.
Look it’s Jessy Buniag, he’s such a god!
A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
A "Jessie's Girl" is an extremely beautiful girl that you could only fantasize about being with, due to her extreme beauty or popularity and the fact that she probably only hangs out with popular guys, or that she does'nt know you exist.
(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
Rose is a cheerleader and is extremely beautiful. Nick is average and loves Rose. Rose dose'nt know Nick exists and hangs out with the popular guy. Nick's friend told him that he was "fantasizing about a Jessie's Girl".
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A very funny and interesting guy. The only man who has bigger dick than a Reinhard.
Jessie Rae's dick is always the elephant in the room, literally and figuratively.
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The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.
He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.
Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
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The breasts of a lesbian girl named Jessica.
In a sentence: I love touching these Jessy breasts of yours Jessica.
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1. a couple of hoes that should just give up on their sad and pointless lives.
2. ones addicted to drugs, drinking, and sex. nasty, nasty sex.
3. ones who do not have minds of their own. and will sell out friends for no reason.
4. people suffering from venarial diseases
5. an insult if you are called these names
all you have to say is their names. that is enough. sad, and sadder.
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