an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.
Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15
A dumbass rock, or a big ass nigga
Jasper: *Being a rock*
Also Jasper *Fat nig*
Isn’t the smartest of men and is known for his fucking putrid farts, he's small and so is his Brian. He is a disappointment and should be forgotten.
Fuck why you acting like Jasper!
he is a man with a huge massive cock well into the double didgits
wow i fucked jasper yesterday he has a huge cock
Treasurer of beauty
Jasper is a charming person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and being around him will give u butterflies. If you ever get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted, he will treat u like a queen and be there for you whenever u need him. Jasper will usually end up with a Bella. They don’t admit to their feelings all the time.
Friend 1: oh my god jasper, Bella has a crush on you and everyone thinks yous would be perfect for each other
Jasper: Hmmm maybe we would
Friend 2: jasper just admit u want to be with her we always see u looking at her in class just do it already
Treasurer of beauty
Jasper is an amazing person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and if u get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted he will be one of the kindest and most handsome guy u will ever meet. Jaspers usually are with a Bella. They don’t usually admit to their feelings but if they do don’t waste the time you’s spend together. Jasper has a greAt sense of humour and you will usually stay up all night texting him because u can’t get enough of it. Jasper has a beautiful personality and wouldn’t intentionally hurt you and if he does he isn’t meant to be a jasper. He will usually become friends with your best friend so he can get closer to you even if he doesn’t realise it.
friend 1: oh my god jasper, Bella has a huge crush on you and everyone thinks yous should date
Jasper : hmmm really everyone, we maybe could date
Friend 2: jasper bro just admit you have feelings for her too we always catch u staring at her in class just ask her out already
Jasper: your right I do have feelings for her I’m gonna ask her out let’s go