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One of the most underrated Country Music Artists of all time. His music contains life lessons and humor that everyone can enjoy and learn from.
Jerry Reed can tell a story with a song.
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes all over your face.
Ouch! I didn't think it would hurt to take a shower. Jerry Sandusky has a bigger dick than Father O'Malley
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By far the sickest fuck known to man. Former Penn State coach and defensive coordinator who over years used his charity for young boys and clout withing the Penn State athletic community to commit heinous acts against a series of young boys and teens. His antics included anally raping them (in Penn State locker room facilities), and forcing boys to perform sex acts on himself/receive sex acts from him on overnite trips, in his house, his car, educational institutions, etc.
Jerry Sandusky is days away from suicide.
My boy bet me $20 that Jerry Sandusky will kill himself before hes killed in jail.
Jerry Sandusky is the gayest, sickest old fuck I can possibly imagine. What a fag this dude is.
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Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television's "Leave it to Beaver"
"I can't wait to get a hold of her jerry mathers."
"I want my monkey in your jerry mathers."
"He gingerly pressed his vein-laden manhood into her wet, willing jerry mathers."
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(1990's, possibly earlier)
1. A type of high-quality marijuana, named in honor of Grateful Dead frontman, Jerry Garcia.
2. Any high-grade marijuana sold as small buds.
Commonly used by Phish fans and modern hippies. Popular in Vermont.
"That guy with the dreads is selling northern lights and Jerry Berries."
"Look at the crystals on these Jerry Berries! Dank nugs, bro."
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Once great wrestler, now a perverted old man. He had a feud with Andy Kauffman. His nickname is "The King" or "King".
J.R.: Bah Gawd, King! That sum bitch kane just chokeslamed Matt Hardy!
King: I wanna see Lita's puppies!
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The coolest Asian motherfucker on the goddamn planet. And the most underrated skater ever. Ryan Sheckler shines his goddamn shoes for fucking nickles and ass crackers (Bruce Lee doesn't have shit on him). Pwns Chuck Norris's ass, with a skateboard style that can only be described as teh sex. Cooler than you and me will ever dream to be.
Way up there with Jimi Hendrix, Harrison Ford, Clint Eastwood, and Samuel .L Jackson.
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Jerry Hsu is the master of the storm flip and can light a cigarette with his thumb.
Jerry is a smooth bastard.Who could darkslide when he was 13.
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