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An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.
-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.
-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.
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A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face
After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.
When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.
"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."