Joel

Joel is a inbred.

He cannot control his ADHD.
He is a brat in class and is very noisey

Joel is a idiot

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Joel

Joel is so ugly. I dont know how anyone would date him. He is super weird and gay. He is part of the wakanda gang. Uhh yeah

Why are you a joel?

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Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

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Joeled

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

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The Joel

God's father.

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.

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joeling

v. - to wander around aimlessly inquiring as to what others are doing. It usually comes as a distraction to others and often involves food.

Example 1: "I was trying to get the shop organized when Rene came Joeling by."
Example 2: "Hey man, want to go Joeling?" "Nah, I've actually got work to do."

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joel

Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.

guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.

Joel is a badass.

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