Johnny Chai

Small Asian man who likes mobile games and Rust.

dude look its johnny chai,

Bruh hes playing clash royale

Johnnie Bomb

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny

oh s***, the rubber johnny split

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Do It For Johnny

A phrase from the movie "The Outsiders". Arguably the best line in the entire universe. Applicable to any situation, but must be said with the proper accent.

"YA GOTTA DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN!"
"Okay, I'll do it, but only for Johnny."
"Please just do it. For Johnny."

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Johnny Carson

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

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johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is the most precious bean. he’s one of a kind and so talented. he’s so kind and genuine. he’s not trying to be someone he’s not and his music is the best... although we’re still waiting for that summer banger! he deserves all the fans he has and he truly cares about each and every one of them. johnny deserves the world

fans: “RELEASE FOREIGN LOVE”
fans: “when’s the summer banger coming?”
johnny orlando: SoOn

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