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a guy that bangs your daughter
haha jonathan you are banging my daughter!
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This is the best type of person you'll ever meet. If you ever feel like your world is ending they will be there for you no matter what. If you have a chance to have a Jonathan in your life never ever, in your life let them go they are the best thing that will ever happen to you, and i say this from experience. If you ever fall in love with a Jonathan don't let them go and don"t ruin it because seriously they are the best type of boyfriend you will ever find. Trust me they may not be cute and sometimes they may but they are the best. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a Jonathan in my life. You can tell him anything and he wont tell anyone no matter what.
Girl 1: Hey your dating Jonathan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.
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Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
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The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.
Have you seen my buddy Jonathan
Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?
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He is a hot, caring, and loveable. He is a good boyfriend than will treat you with love and comfort you when you need it. He will seem outgoing and full of him self until you get to know him then you will like him a lot. he is an easy person to fall in love with even if you don't try to. If you find a Jonathan you are lucky to have him
person 1: wow do you see that guy he is so hot
person 2: yeah that is Jonathan
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Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
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