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The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe
Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"
Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"
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The name you give to the cops when they're trying to take your freedom.
Cop: You been smoking that reefer, boy?
You: No, sir.
Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?
You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.
Cop: What's your name, boy?
You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.
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The most handsomest man you will ever meet , he is the most caring and not afraid to show his emotions ( he knows that they are a sign of strength) and a man who will sacrifice everything for the one he cares for <3 plus the best boyfriend material ever
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Jon Hume is the oldest of the 3 Hume brothers. He plays in the alternative rock band Evermore, who are from Feilding New Zealand. Jon is the lead singer-guitarist of the band, and is notably tall. Jon went to school until around age 12(?), but then his mother home schooled him and his brothers. He produces most of Evermores work. He has said before that if he was not in Evermore, he would probably be producing other bands.
Jon Hume "Hey what's up."
Me "Um hey can I pleeease have a photo with you?"
Jon Hume "Yeah ofcourse" *poses*
Me "Oh.. I'm really little.."
Jon Hume "Don't worry, I will crouch for you" :
*this happened on June 23 2007 in Wellington New Zealand after one of Evermores concerts on the "Real Life" tour
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pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.
example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?
jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!
everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.
your being really rude, dont pull a jon cuevas again.
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A celebrity DJ from Jersey that will steal your girlfriend over instagram DM.
Damn bro "Jersey Jon" stole your girlfriend too.
or
I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!
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Used usually as a women or girls breast or mens private parts
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