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Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!
Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
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When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
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When one partner takes leftover Taco Bell (preferably a beefy crunch burrito) and inserts it into the anal cavity. Then inserting hot sauce as well as the aforementioned crunchy beef taco back into the same anal cavity. Finally shitting it into the partners mouth.
I just gave my friend a Stinky Jose.
Derogatory nickname for the city of San Jose, Calif., and/or the surrounding communities in the area. Refers to the high male-to-female population because of the high number of male-dominated high-tech jobs.
Dude, after I graduate, I'm moving out of Man Jose.
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A chinese mexican hybrid who will have intercourse with Eminem for the fame.
Loves Anal!
Did you see jose pardo? he cant walk hes temporarily handicapped
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A Hot Jose is the act of dipping your balls in hot sauce and then teabagging another person.
Dude, I totaly Hot Jose'd this chick
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most awesome guy that ever existed,
one that the ladies would kill for,
one most guys are insecure of
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