kick in the junk

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.

"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"

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junk it down

Lots of uses:
1. verb - dance like an idiot.
2. verb - to eat or drink at a rapid pace
3. verb - to fuck somebody
4. verb - to dismantle a Hercumer Battle Jitney or anything for that matter.
5. Make up your own!

1. The crowd really junks it down when we play the fast songs.
2. Man, Buckley sure can junk down a bowl of oatmeal!
3. Did Drew and that one bitch junk it down last night?
4. Mr. Furious: "Actually, that jeep, it's some sort of armored vehicle."
— OLD LADY: " I said JUNK IT!"

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Junk Dial

The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.

I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.

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junk in the trunk

To have an excessivly large booty, not necessarily a ghetto booty, just a large ass

That girl has some serious junk in the trunk!

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junk time

The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.

Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"

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trade junk

to have casual sex

"I invited my friend over to watch movies and trade junk."

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junk-jiggler

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."

While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.

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