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kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 26, 2017


Kentucky flintlock

Similar to a muzzleloader; place your chewing tobacco on your partners asshole then pack it in using your dick. Then quickly light the hairs on their asshole on fire and watch them shoot across the bed faster than a speeding bullet.

Last night I tried to do a change up to the ol’ muzzleloader and tried the Kentucky flintlock. Learned the smell of burned ass hair is a turn off for her.

by BigToeMo December 12, 2020


kentucky thumb

When your boom stick booms the wrong way, and you have to stick your thumb inside the whole in your neck.

Did you see the new ak-50?

Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021


Kentucky Thumb

The act of shoving your thumb into an ovulating female, right at the point of orgasm.

“Gosh, I wish I was having a heavy flow. Ricky gives the best Kentucky Thumb.”

by DougGimmiedome May 20, 2021


Kentucky thumb

When you have a girl in doggy and you put your thumb in her ass and press hard inside.

Bro that girl last night was freaky, I gave her the Kentucky thumb and she loved it.

by Don’t_worry May 21, 2021


Kentucky Mudslide

When someone shoves a PVC pipe up their ass, drinks some laxatives, and shits violently into their partners mouth through the pipe.

Yesterday Jerry gave me a Kentucky Mudslide. I can still taste it.

by SaturnNeptune February 7, 2023


Kentucky Slimer

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.

"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."

by MackeralWave March 20, 2016