kit dick

Extreme penis shrinkage cause by a combination of cycling shorts and the seat

After a long ride Larry noticed he was suffering from kit dick when he couldn't find his junk

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Kit-Kat

Putting chocolate on one's dick before receiving oral sex

Yo this girl gave me a great Kit-kat when I was a Chet's party

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body kit

A persons face, mouth, or body. Commonly used in conjunction with custom.

Yo that bitch is custom, she must have paid extra for that body kit.

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Kit-Kat

Brown fingers. the remenants of ass mungling

Robx had a kit-Kat after taking a space ship through the ring of Uranus.

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Spurs Kit

Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.

There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.

Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.

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kitted

from a 50 cent song about killing

I'm in that coupe phantom and bodies kittted

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drum kit

The correct way to say "drum set"

When Terry was a kid, his mom bought him a drum set from Sears. Now he is all grown up and plays a drum kit! Well he used to play a drum kit, but now it sits in storage while his leet drumming skillz go to waste.

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