Kaleb is a mystical creature called Four eyes, if you find one in the wild keep it and feed it rice krispies everyday! And make sure to find its mate as well the mates breed is call The Hailey. Kaleb is a creature who doesn't know where he is most the time. His nickname is Kaleb The Cock Aisan. He looks like a fourth grader who is also a turtle. He can be a thot sometimes but he sure is Beyond strange as well so if you find him make sure you cage him in a prison chamber!🐓🐢
Hey I found a kaleb.
Kaleb is funny
A tall cunt that everyone uses for money and food, he falls for peer pressure. He doesn’t know what personal space is. He is always in the way, and he is awkward. He’s always trying to get clout. He thinks he has friends but he doesn’t.
Stop being a Kaleb.
Fella1:Imma dick you down on some gangsta shit
Kaleb:Peter Murphy cumming montage
lamest of them all
“he looks so sad”
“its cause of how lame Kaleb is.”
Omg I heard she went to the doctor and diagnosed her as Kaleb.
An amazing person who you never want to lose. He’s super friendly and loving and an amazing person! If you ever ever get a kaleb keep him he’s a real keeper
I’m sad.
Kaleb: I’ll call you. Ft you and makes you laugh