A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.
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where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.
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The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team based in Kansas City, Missouri. They are currently members of the Western Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) in the National Football League (NFL).
The Chiefs hold the distinction of being the second AFL team (after the New York Jets) to defeat an NFL club in an AFL-NFL World Championship Game when they defeated the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl IV.
The Chiefs are led by: Trent Green (QB), Priest Holmes (RB), Larry Johnson (RB), and Eddie Kennison (WR).
1) The Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in the NFL.
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That's what Dorothy said. To a witch-biting dog. When she was not in Kansas anymore. Just after riding a tornado.
Dorothy: Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
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When you have broken something you still intend on using, so you go to the store, buy the same thing, and return the broken item with the new ones receipt.
im gonna kansas city swap this xbox controller tomorrow.
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A band so old and unpopular it's almost unheard of.
Leader of the band: Jonathan McClure (now a geography teacher) along with some of his friends played really bad covers in the attempt of becoming famous
Erika: Have you heard of the band "Opie Goes to Kansas?
Baleigh: No...but they sound lame
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An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a memeber of a fraternity, that is in fact a douche.
Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.
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