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Boning a black guy. This was her first workout video predating the "Fit in your Jeans by Friday" ones.
John: Hey Sally! Are you ready to go workout?
Sally: Sorry John, im still sore from doing the Kim Kardashian Workout last night
John: ...
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'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
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A THICCCC ASS INDEED.
Fun fact : it’s 99.99%FAKE
it’s the THICCEST booty ever
damn Kim Kardashian’s ass is bigger than China
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The act of not showering but dressing up as if you did.
I didnt't have time to shower today, so I'm pulling a Kim Kardashian.
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1) A brief and random sexual encounter with a drunk skank. Usually taking place in an unsanitary location such as: a toilet stall, back alley or over the hood of an abandoned automobile. Condoms are optional.
2) When your girlfriend reluctantly agrees to a quickie before she leaves for work or school. Usually includes a broken promise not to ejaculate inside her.
1) Dude, I got to get this rash checked out. I promised myself no more kardashian quick trim, but I was so drunk and that slut pulled me into the porta-potty.
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When you take a nasty smelly shit in the shared office bathroom that you have to spray the cheap smelling Kim Kardashian spray to cover up the scent.
Man, that Mexican food at lunch was brutal, I just took a Kim Kardashian!
A woman with a trailer park income and way of life with the self entitled rude attitude of a Kardashian
That woman is a Trailer Park Kardashian.