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karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008


Game Karma

Whenever you do something like kill a random person for no reason whatsoever and then it comes back at you that is know as Game Karma.

it can mean for anything you do bad to someone in the game.

But Game Karma can be also good but that is if you do random acts of kindness in the game such as saving lives and giving donations.

Guy 1: Holy crap i just got killed for no reason.

Guy 2: Major Game Karma...

Guy 1: Shut up!

by EzekielRomance May 27, 2009


Cum Karma

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!

Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!

by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 1, 2022


turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.

Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma

by UncleBirdie May 23, 2021


Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne January 1, 2020


Karma Cash

Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.

That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin September 17, 2019


caravan karma

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009