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BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
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When one shits on the ground, then impales the shit with a twig in the fashion of a kebab stick, like they are roasting marshmellows
"Damn! Timmy sure did a Bepistani shish kebab
A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
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A slack set of Beef Curtains
Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?
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An untidy vagina, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. Can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
The Prime Minister's wife delighted and entertained the guests assembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third glass of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
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A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.
Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..
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When you put your dick inside a babies ASS and it comes out of its mouth, and then you eat it like a kebab stick.
I can't wait to go home because I'm having a baby kebab stick tonight.
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