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Someone who does stupid acts and narrowly avoids death.
Comes from Kenny McKormick on South Park, who dies frequently.
Person 1: Dude, this guy jumped infront of a truck and almost died!
Person : What a wannabe kenny.
A fatass who loves to steal your chips, watch out, if you let him live in your house he’ll bring his girlfriends kids over and their no fun. He’s dangerous, so if you see him in the streets than you better watch out and he’s usually sighted without a shirt on. Common places to see the hideous beast himself would be at the “club” or maybe at his girlfriends house. He also loves shopping so if there is a local supermarket near you, be ready because he tends to go through the whole stock in a day. He loves to try new things including the nastiest snack known to mankind, garlic Parmesan smartfood. Oh and if he’s wearing a hat it’s just a phase. And one more thing, don’t give him grated cheese because he drops it all the time.
Uncle Kenny ate all the food
Or
Uncle Kenny your ugly
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Wearing baggy pants at a titty bar without underwear
The sttripper was impressed by the tent I was pitching when I wore my dirty kenny.
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Kenny Hotz is a co-star and director of the brilliant Canadian show KENNY VS SPENNY. He is the evil "genius" of the show, and often humorously cheats his way into winning the competitions.
He's a narcissist who most likely suffers from many other psychological problems, but he continues to become Canada's most lovable asshole.
You can't deny that Kenny Hotz is a diabolical genius.
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That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.
I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.
Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.
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Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old boy on the emmy award winning series, South Park. He is poor and foul-mouthed, which is the main reason he wears his orange Parka. During the earlier seasons he died frequently and his remains were devoured or carried away by rats however in later seasons he is killed less and less until he is 'permanently' killed by the AIDS virus. He later embodies Cartman and eventually rejoins the series with no explanation in season 7. He does NOT die every episode nor does he ever die twice as we learn in one episode of SP that he is actually reborn by Mrs. McCormick over 50 times! Kenny is poor and is frequently belittled by his 'friend' Cartman. If an argument between Stan+Kyle vs Eric occurs, he is usually stuck on Cartmans side. although most of what he says is hard to decipher, it is understandable and usually involves sexually explicit words and terminology.
Misinformed wannabe fan of SP: Dude, did you see SP last night? I swear Kenny dies like every episode.
Actual fan: No, he doesn't, if you think he does you have not watched much South Park.
Kenny McCormick: *muffled* Maybe you can rub her pussy!
Stan, Kyle and Cartman: How do you know she has a cat?
...
*Everyone Laughs*
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The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.
Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.
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