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The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.
Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.
Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne
The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.
When one farts in a room and vacates following the discharge
It smells horrible in here.
Yeah Kenny just came in and hit us with the Kentucky Roadhouse.
Ahhhh skunknuts!!
When doing it doggystyle you pull back her arms and give her a push so that her face is now on the bed. Your lady now looks like a wheelbarrow.
Oh man Cindy and I really got into it last night. We acted like farmers and I gave her the good ol Kentucky Wheelbarrow!
Q: How do you please your lady?
A: Kentucky Wheelbarrow her all night bro...
1 part bull semen, two parts dairy milk.
Jamal brought me a jugathat Kentucky Milk. It's extra thick
When someone shoves a PVC pipe up their ass, drinks some laxatives, and shits violently into their partners mouth through the pipe.
Yesterday Jerry gave me a Kentucky Mudslide. I can still taste it.
1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.
"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."
"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."