A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.
Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!
kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.
Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then
The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.
"I love cum!" -Kevin
The son of a Karen
basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries
Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*
Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports
“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah”