Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddyโs money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like heโs from Alabama
I love Kevin canโt wait to marry him and adopt kids because weโre gay
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Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
Kevin is indeed homosexual
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A fake ass bitch who canโt take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I canโt believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancรฉe.
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Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
Holy fuck! I can't stop shitting myself! Just call me Kevin!
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kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.
Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then
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The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.
"I love cum!" -Kevin
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