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Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.
I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.
Night Kitchen - a euphemism for sex.
For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
When a female is fucked doggy style in the kitchen while doing a line of cocaine off the counter.
Before doing the dishes Cinderella loved to start off with a snowy kitchen
To have horrible internet connection.
Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.
A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.
Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.
A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.