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The rare reverse of a hot Richard. Usually takes place while lying on a couch together watching reality TV, preferrably shows with the words "real" or "top" in the title or anything on Bravo. The female is the outer spoon (which contributes to the rarity of this event) while the male is the inner spoon. The male relaxes and releases a hot sometimes smelly flatulence directly on the female's genital region.
Dude1: last night we were watching the Hills and it turned out that Spencer cheated on Heidi.. I was so surprised that I gave my girl a steamy kitty.
Dude2: did it smell?
Dude1: not as bad as when she gave me a hot Richard. That was awful!
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the female version of mens tea bagging
i had a woman spot me at the gym and she ended up kitty dunkin' me!
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a bad smelling vagina (and or va jay jay)
My kitty minky is a kitty STINKY.I better wash it with my vagina wipe.
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Things women leave behind at another person's house ; whether intentionally or unintentionally. The leaving of any object may notify other women of her visitation or provide her with a reason to return. Examples of kitty litter: earrings, bobby pins, shoes, panties etc.
The male version of this is called Dog Shit
I found so much of her kitty litter around my house, she left her earrings, debit card and phone charger.
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The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.
Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
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Dumpster Kitty- a women who could conceivable been almost cute but due to the years of topless dancing, smoking kool 100's, and crystal meth has left her bruised, worn out and her desperate. Easily recognizable by the bruises on the legs, tribal art tramp stamp tattoo, Kool 100 cigarettes and willingness to be used and abused. Probably has genital warts.
Greg- Have you seen Mikes new girlfriend?
Dave- Man, she looks like a dumpster kitty!
Greg- I know what you mean!
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something that is diagnolly across from something else
in the square, i was standing kitty corner to katie.
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