When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.
“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”
That bad thang Morgan got goin for her.
“Y’all heard bout that Krispy Kreme?”
“Yeah but she don’t got it like Morgan ”
When you have an orgasm that is so good, you will completely fill up the vagina with all of the cream you can produce. Often resulting in making any woman tap-out.
Jack and Jill were having the best sexual inter course and when he finished, Jack filled up her vagina with his Krispy Kreme style Orgasm.
A bowl pack mixed with dab wax
i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispie treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯
When you light your penis on fire with hand sanitizer and stick it in a vagina
I'm going to give you a Krispy nugget
Krispy nugget is the type of poop that when it comes out, he leaves some chunks on your buttcheeks
Dave: oh man, yesterday when i finished pooping i wiped my ass and i found some krispy nugget chunks
Will: well, at least it wasn't a "burn in hell" type of poop
Dave: if it was, i wouldn't be talking to you now
I bought spaghetti Rice Krispies out of SuperValu today!
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