nig-lit

a small wannabenigga, a nigga that doesn't size up to anybody, a nigga weighing 145 or less. miniature nigga

man look at this lil nig-lit, thinking he hard and can't beat nobody!

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semi-lit

Better writing skills when you 'RP' in a guild or forum. You use puncutation and correct spelling. NOT 'TEXT' TALK!

Mike: da white elf jumpd da pond n laffed

Ben: ((Ok, dude, spell check. This IS a semi-lit forum.))

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Lit Mobile

An evil company that has god awful brain-liquifying ads that are on every single god damn monetized YouTube video that make you wanna pick up your computer or any device that has YouTube and throw it out a window.

"I swear, if I see one more Lit Mobile ad I will put a penguin into a blender"

Its Lit

When the location you're at or the action you're doing is live, hype or "Turnt".

Boy 1: Bruh this party is poppin dude
Boy 2: Yeah man, its lit.

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chic lit

A more chic way of spelling chick lit, which is sappy, pulp fiction written for airheads by manipulative bitches looking to make a quick buck.

Chick lit author: "I want to a buy a big house in Beverley Hills so I'm typing out 10,000 words of cliche dross. I'll run in through my wordprocessor's spell checker / thesaurus / grammar checker, then send it to a vanity publisher and market it as 'chic lit' because that's selling at the moment.

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Lit Up

US Army slang meaning attacked. Initially referring to artillery attacks at night when illuminating rounds were fired to expose the target before destroying it with HE (High Explosive), Fragmentation or WP (White Phosphorous). Eventually the phrase was used to describe any intense attack on enemy positions or personnel whether it was with artillery, air strike or small arms.

We caught one of Charlie's supply columns out in the open and called in an artillery strike!
What happened?
Man you should have seen it, they got lit up real good!
Number One!

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Lit midgets

A group of midgets born from the depths of hell. They have a short temper and a nasty attitude.

"Did you call a hitman?"
"No. I called the lit midgets!"
"Oh shit!!!"