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The ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won't give you the table you want, when you don't even have a reservation. She will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.
Hostess: Welcome to Maximo Bistrot. We are kind of full today. Do you have a reservation?
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.
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(N) A girl/woman who is a mean bitch. She is a really nasty person,usually not caring about others, hence,"hurting, like cutting" others.
You'd probably call your psycho ex-girlfriend this.
Dude: Hey did I tell you Sheila dumped me?
Guy: WHAT?!Why?You guys are like soul-mates
Dude: Thats what I thought..but when i caught her making out wit this guy and "Raised my voice" I was being a little "Insensitive," She said.
Guy: Man, you deserve better than that
Dude:Yeah.She's bein a real LADY RAZOR to my heart.
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Girl parts not meant to be seen by the general public
I'm kind of over seeing Paris Hilton's Lady Bits...
You know... if Lindsay Lohan would just wear a bra/ underwear, we wouldn't have to see her Lady Bits...
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An unpleasant, cruel, or maliciously insane woman. The female incarnation of Evil Itself.
Often used to refer to female math teachers.
Taken from the the unpleasant character in Shakespeare's Macbeth.
Student: Who do you have for math next semester?
Friend: Mrs. Whitman, you?
Student: Roberts. Wait--Did you say Whitman?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Student: Watch out, man. She's like freaking Lady Macbeth.
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A woman in Morristown, famous for walking the streets, and applying loads of make-up (most noticably, eyeliner around her lip). She had come from a wealthy family, and was well off, until she had a nervous break-down. She has been kicked out and banned from numerous stores for stealing. She refuses to take any charity for anyone. She is nice when on her meds, but is strange when not.
I saw the Mud Lady being kicked out of Dunkin Donuts for stealing someone's coffee.
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When a woman masturbates.
Giiirll, I am so tired, I've had a such a long week. I'm just gonna go home, get a glass of wine, run a bubble bath, maybe rub out a lady wank or two, just unwind, you know?
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A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.
Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?
Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.
Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.
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