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To attend more than one punk show in a night
There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance
When a male puts both testicles into his anus.
Hey babe, wanna try the Lance Hill again before bed?
Noun: The Antagonist army run by the Atlas Corporation in the video game Borderlands. In the original it is headed by Commandant Steele, but later General Knoxx comes in. They litter the world of Pandora with ironic propaganda and come in many varieties.
Roland: Lilith, sneak up behind that Crimson Lance Defender!
Mordecai: BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Lilith: You stole my kill...
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wow look at Johnny's lady lancer... he really could take your eye out with that!
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A very sweet,dreamy eyed, loving guy that makes Chloe smile just by looking at him. He is cute even when he is mad. He is the best thing that has ever happened to Chloe's life.
Chloe dosent know what she would ever do without Lance Sparks.
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Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.
Lance Corporal
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To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.
-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.
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