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an AMAZING HOT ASS CHICK... who IS taken.. Shes the best girfriend in the world!
GOD DAMN.... She is hot... (dude1)
I KNOW!!!! (dude2)
She is victoria lange (dude1)
A husband stealing narcissistic, vile, chronic liar of a person.
Please don't invite a Jamie-Lang-iewicz to the party.
Damn, that's messed up.
I don't want to do it.
Or a reaction to something bad that has happened.
Katrina : I wrecked my car today.
Liz: That's a dang-o-lang.
A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener
Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop
A mean person just in general. You will facetime him during thunderstorms, but he will just end up bossing you around and tell you horror stories even though you are already scared. He is also a person who eats a lot of food but just gains a 6 pack every bite he takes.
Thanks to Alex Lang I couldn't sleep for 3 days
This person is an absolute Crust hoe! And she idolizes her favorite surfed NICK THE KING!
That Person is so uptight silly they’re and Eden Lange!
You are probably a black male. You might have a sister named janelle and a brother named enzo. Your dad might be named jamal but maybe even jamal boom. You probably play basketball on the JV team freshman year. You played fortnite with a mexican and a white male. Your sisters hot by the way. But anyways, you are extremely well in school and never seem to let anybody down. you might be quiet but you’re the life of the party.
Dude 1: Who’s that guy kissing ben grier right now?
Dude 2: OH THATS JAYDEN LANG!