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For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.
Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.
Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.
An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...
Mate 2: Why bruv?
Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.
Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!