the floor is hot lava

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!

The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.

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Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

LAVA EATER

someone who has a diet of lava pineapples

I LOVE PINEAPPLES AND LAVA
IMMA LAVA EATER!!!

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Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

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I lava you

funner way of saying i love you

i lava you so much

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Lava cake snaacpac

When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.

As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.

Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.

I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.