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The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.
"Why can't Sally walk strait?"
"I just gave her the lobster claw."
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When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.
Did you give Amanda the Lobster Shocker last night with your lobster hand?
Yeah... it was nice...
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Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
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Vomitting.
Sara shouldn't have had 3 watermelon martinis she was dropping lobster in Robin's car all the way home last night.
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A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.
Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!
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Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.
I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.
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A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
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