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alex lopez

A shit talker that always talks about people because he is miserable.

Alex Lopez is fake af!

by Nono lo March 29, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Renne Lopez

# 1 Mexican of the whole world. Is known as Rxl. He has BBB.

Renne's BBB are delicious.

by Pequenio Johnson April 26, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jennifer Lopez

A personality in Hollywood who continues to make millions despite an appalling lack of talent.

Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.

Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)

Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."

She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.

She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.

I'm getting tired of waiting for Jennifer Lopez to realize she has no talent, and that she should just go disappear somewhere with the Crypt Keeper and never bother us again.

by Wanderlust13 November 24, 2007

198๐Ÿ‘ 562๐Ÿ‘Ž


jennifer lopez

A heartless person who wears fur and even made her own fur clothe collection!!She'd deserve to get skinned alive like those poor animals!!

jennifer lopez wears fur while she knows those animals are tortured to death.How can someone be that cruel?

by hui3 December 27, 2006

194๐Ÿ‘ 554๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vanessa Lopez

Originally from El Salvador (*cough* crap *cough*), a very attractive young lady who is in love with a very attractive Ecuadorian and never stops talking about him and his gigantic balls. Usually found sitting in the cafeteria by herself (she has limited friends) staring at the attractive Ecuadorian

"hey vanessa wutchu doin?"
"o nothing just admirin dat sexi motherfuker ova der"

by cholo December 22, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


german lopez

Smart little shit, sometimes stubborn but all around not that damn bad not bad at all

German, Bah, He aint nothing but a glory hound person, but hey he's like women gotta love da child

by Sasuke March 27, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


angel lopez

an emo piece of shit that has no feelings basically a jackass

did u hear angel lopez dumped milk on a girl and had someone fight for him!

by *_*suck_my_cack*_* November 6, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž