Dirty lui

A dirty Lui is when you are fingering your nan while your grandad shits on her fingers at the same time as she's toe fucking your mother in law and you are all watching chicken little.

Last night i walked in on my brother doing a dirty lui

Alondra and Luis

The official best couple ever so yeah everyone else sucks 😎😎😎

Alondra and Luis are getting married

Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

8👍 2👎

luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

20👍 9👎

Leng Lui

A fit bird in Chinese.

There's a leng lui across the bar go chat to her.

62👍 37👎

Luis Suarez

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.

Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.

Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!

31👍 17👎

Jackie Lui

Secxy mans that is fresh and beautiful. Attracting all them girls without trying.

Hot like Jackie Lui.

5👍 1👎