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Lord maggie is a mythical creature living in the woods of Norway. He is half computer half man. He only feasts on virgin blood. Normally living in a basement near you attached to a computer. He only comes out once every 100 years to eat. Lord Maggie is love Lord Maggie is life.
Do not fear Lord Maggie is here
Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
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To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.
Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
a girl you’ll always catch in adidas and a big hoodie. Booty hella fine. never think maggie will judge you because Maggie’s are the bomb.com and gotcho back 25/8 5eva! She is your lesbian best friend! Don’t be afraid to fart in front of a maggie!! Or send her a video of you queefing!
wow. Rough day. Can I get a maggie please?
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this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...
Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
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A badass female character married to Glenn Rhee in The Walking Dead who has gone through so much but still continues to stay strong. She is played by the beautiful Lauren Cohan and was first introduced in season 2 when Carl Grimes was accidentally shot.
Person 1: "Have you watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead yet?"
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."