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Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."

I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.

by seal_of_approval May 19, 2024


Man Maiden

Like a "femboy" but far more muscular, bigger cock and deeper voice.

Oh shit, I thought he was a femboy not a whole ass Man Maiden

by foolish fella October 4, 2022


Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 21, 2023


Hasn't Any Maidens

A formal version of "no bitches."

Trains hasn't any maidens.

by Czex June 6, 2022


dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 29, 2017


Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.

Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden

by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022


Maidene

She is cute and precious Her smile is the best thing you can see.

But don't startle her she will go after you

She Is a maidene so she should be protected

by Totalynotaruuin May 30, 2022