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Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
Marc Andre Fleury is a horrible goaltender, they should really put in Brent Johnson.
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This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
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From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
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Is THE god. A big dick said by himself. Is smart. Can be found in his natural environment, planet Earth, and has a heart as grand as his height
I went to see Marc-Elie for a good time.
A tall man with a lot of passion. His intelligence can be seen and heard. The natural born leader whom everyone trusts. Therefore it is quite common for him to be speaking on behalf of others. He is caring and undefstanding. Not to mention he is a passionate lover anyone would kill for. If you find him, keep him kn your life.
Marc-Elie brightens up a room with his loving smile.
Product of communist Poland shipped to Mokena IL. Tends to wear fake gucci products and alphabet soup looking ass shirts. No taste in liquor and loves the occasional wine night with the girlies. Legs built like stilts and smells like garlic butter. GUY DOES NOT FUCK!
Oh jeez you smell like timothy marc!
I cant wait to dance on the blacktop with timothy marc!
if you ever need a good polish boy bang timothy marcs line!
A savage beast with moves like jagger, one that hoops more than Mugsy Bogues,
a force that sings like Yin Yang Jackson, a myth that plays video games like Ninja and Tfues big dick baby.
Man1: That man just ran
Man2: I believe it's called a Xeus Marc Balicante