Rural Dictionary

Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

by Ben Frey April 24, 2006

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Maris

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.

Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.

by Feebs October 2, 2003

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Mary

1. The girl who is always perfect and can do no wrong ever.

2. A term of endearment

3. When at a party/club and you forget someones name it is acceptable to call them "Mary". This only works if the indivudal is a woman, transvestite, drag queen, or homosexual man.

1. "Jesus! Mary could burn the fucking house down and get a medal for it."

2. "Oh I love you too Mary!!!!"

3. "Hey Mary where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall and to the left you saucy bitch"

by Mary Evyone Crenshaw January 2, 2011

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mary

A seemingly innocent girl, frequently seen as sexually inexperienced and prudish; one who is still a virgin; fresh meat. A Biblical reference to Mary giving birth to Jesus while still a virgin. A derogatory term.

Person 1: "That girl is such a prissy little prude!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"

by zeureeka May 3, 2006

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