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This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.
Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
The song you play as you light the match and walk away from a world you're destroying...as you walk away the world you once knew is bursting into flames behind you, typically in Slow-Mo and only the weak look back.
("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)
and i quote... (Venice Venture) by Big Wild is my "light the match" song.
A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.
Caps Lock Match
Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!
The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
She has the Hideous matching disease.
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This is pretty much the pearl necklace but you also have to give her 2 earring...cum on her earlops.
Don't forget to give that chick a matching set
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A fight including more than two opponents.
"Dude did you see that royal rumble match in the cafeteria this morning?? Two girls and a guy!"
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On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.
Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
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